I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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