cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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