At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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