Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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