I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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