I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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