My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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