One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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