I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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