Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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