Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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