For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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