i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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