I could have mohawked her pubes.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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