If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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