You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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