I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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