An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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