sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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