Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
