at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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