Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize
