i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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