38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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