Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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