ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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