Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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