sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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