So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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