when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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