i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
