Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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