For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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