are you still at the devil's house?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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