Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
