I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Boobs speak an international language.
Still dying that you shit outside
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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