You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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