I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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