Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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