So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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