Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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