I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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