I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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