i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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