The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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