On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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