Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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