Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Let's get the cat blown out
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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