Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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