So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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