The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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