you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
